Saturday 4 August 2007

Sat Night & Josh is home - battered and bruised

Picked him up from Heathrow at 3pm. Took him an hour to get thru
customs etc......................as usual he was stopped and his age
checked with officials telling him to his face that they couldn't
believe he was 15 years old.

Can someone explain what is the point of having a UK passport if the
customs and passport officials refuse to believe it when he shows it.
I can honestly see the day soon when I'm going to get called on the
mobile whilst waiting outside to come and collect hime from custody
as he's lost it and told them where to go.

His Mum couldn't believe the state of him; two black eyes and
bruising to his forehead. Couldn't stop laughing though when he told
me about the wardrobe collapsing on him - as usual he took my
p***taking really well.

He is a plonker but a proper geezer!!